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Wednesday, November 23, 2005
~Happy Thanksgiving! Or Happy Exploitation of an Indigenous Peoples' Day!~
Listening to: Ministry--"N.W.O.",now Korn--"Here to Stay"
Doing: Being slightly embarrassed over several things, mainly that I just walked in front of our windows forgetting they were open, and not exactly being dressed. *rolls eyes* So it goes...
I sent out a few pics of Kuroneko. Now you can see why he gets away with everything. He's adorable. Really and w/that squeaky meow that sounds like he's crying, he's hard to resist. :P
We got our first snowfall (where it's actually white) last night. Our yard, due to me illin' for so long, looks somewhat like Gomez and Morticia's... (Adams Family). A bent over scarecrow, that is stuck in the ground and cracked into pieces and I couldn't get it out, 2 rotting pumpkins, several potted dead plants, and dead plants hanging from shepherd's hooks. This will all be gone tonight.
Our T-Giving plans are shot. Aside from me being ill, Mr. H. is getting sick as well. We were going to go to my mom's, but that's out. Aside from that, my sister, "The Biz Wiz" and her hubby's kids are both sick. I'd love to see them if I wasn't illin' also. Mr. H. has 4 days off, so we're going to lay around like slacking slugs, other than fix the exterior of the house. (He will likely do that, as I can't stand the light. I'm wearing sunglasses right now. No, just because I sleep all day and can't stand light does not mean I'm a REAL vampire. Oddly, I like the taste of blood though. I wonder how many calories...?)
Speaking of CALORIES and clothing SIZES!!!! GRRR! I know they make sizes bigger than they are supposed to be, just so you think you're thinner. I am NOT a size ZERO or -2 (which doesn't exist)!!! It reminds me of when I was really thin for my class reunion... I had to look in CHILDREN'S CLOTHING for a dress!!! No SHIT! Now that we have 3 flavors of kick-ass ice cream here: Egg Nog, Choc chip cookie dough, Mint Choc chip... I won't have any worries. When you're too sick to get up to eat during the day, whadda ya do? I let my servants off for the long weekend. ;P
I'm writing these long blogs, (which no one reads because of their length), as I am only awake for several hours in the morning, and I've already done laundry, etc. So this passes the time.
My Voodoo alter is FINALLY complete!!! It was complete, however, I have an actual photo of Marie LeVeaux's grave now! A Jinxer named "EE" sent it to me! Yes, I have a Voodoo alter in my livingroom. Authentic... authentic dolls, candles, oils, liquor, cigar, herbs, 3 authentic dolls, the whole deal. I performed one ceremony as a joke, and damn, it worked! If I haven't discussed it previously, I will in another post. I'll try to figure out how to get it to my web page, which I forgot how to do, so I can upload it here.
A personal message to MILO: Perhaps you can find a Christmas gift for Nessa at that URL. *snickers*
Quizzage:
The Land of Moonlit Magic
You are a siren of the Land of Moonlit Magic. The
moon is your goddess and you follow her with a
mystic eye. You stare up the night sky and
question the world. You are inquisitive and
that is wonderful. You feel most comfortable in
the night air under a cloudless sky. You thrive
under the moonlight.
What is the mystical land of your birth? {13 results with gorgeous anime pics}
brought to you by Quizilla
#Hype
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Monday, November 21, 2005
~It's Confirmed. Kuroneko Has "Special" Needs...~
Listening to: Bleached Black- "Circuitry Spiders"
Trying: To keep my eyes open.
KURONEKO IS WEIRDER THAN WE THOUGHT. *sigh... We assumed he had ADHD. That goes without saying. He's the WAY too curious of the two, and to stop both of them from jumping on the counter, Mr. H. got a type of Laser mechanism (one on one side of the counter, the other on the other end, line the lasers up, when the cat crosses it, a siren goes off). How many people have to go through THAT with their cats?
We also found he has a great fondness for Gatorade... and butternut squash. (?) OK.
Mr. H. was just about to throw his laundry into the washer, but Kuroneko beat him to it. This time it wasn't running. He was just watching from inside the washing machine. Later on Mr. H. stopped him from stepping into the toilet. (After the golden shower he got last year, ya think he'd learn... lmmfao!!!!)
So, we have no doubts he is a twisted little guy, however he's cute as hell, and when he meows, it sounds more like a mouse squeaking. So, he's overcome his "disabilities" with his looks! I also forgot to mention that he ALWAYS wants to mess around the washing machine when I'm using bleach. I always ask him "What is it? You wanna be white?!" (For those who don't know, he's black.)
On another note of stupidity on the part of my neurologist's flunkies. They mailed to ME, hard copies of 2 years of MRIs. I have about 100 pics of my brain sitting here. Plus two conflicting diagnosis' by different radiologists, and the disks! What? Are they too cheap to mail it that extra hour to GB? So I'm sitting here w/all these brain pics. I'm not going to bother to look. (I should draw stuff on them! heheheheheh!) If they weren't so damned expensive, I would! Just for screwing up and sending them to ME instead of back to the MRI center.
Well, I'm going to chum the sharks... a little snack. They've been beating each other up all morning. ;P
#Hype
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Tuesday, November 15, 2005
~You Know it's Time to Take a Break When You Start Yelling @ the TV @ the Top of Your Lungs~
GRRRRRRRRRR! >-( Yes, I was just yelling at the TV @ the top my lungs. The world pisses me off and when I watch the news my head does a 360. *panting*
So, here I am, getting my Christmas cards out of the way, (which I usually do in around July, so I don't get bitchy now), realizing that the only return addy labels I have are "The Scream". Rotf! How appropriate for the holiday season! Beautiful cards, w/"The Scream" labels.
I'm going about my own business getting a lot done, as I'm being completely slacky because I just want to get them done, so I'm not writing much in them... no long notes to people, or I would NEVER get done, when IM Weasel is over so I put on the news. (The news ONLY goes on when there is nothing better on... which, in thinking, would include static, actually.) And WHAT DO I HEAR?
WARNING: STRONG LANGUAGE TO FOLLOW, but only for the next topic. Those with sensitive ears, and editing on their taggies... (rotf Flem), may be offended. My mother and the Biz Wiz would.
So what do I hear? Stupid fucking mutherfuckers on the Hill saying that the constitution provides no right to an abortion. FUCK YOU ALL! IT'S MY BODY!!! IF THE MUTHERFUCKING BASTARDS WHO DECIDED THIS SHIT, (IE: MEN), WERE THE ONES WHO FUCKING GOT PREGNANT, DO YOU THINK THERE WOULD HAVE BEEN A FUCKING QUESTION IN THE FIRST PLACE!? NO THE FUCK THERE WOULDN'T! THOSE BASTARDS WOULD HAVE NEVER FUCKING BANNED IT TO BEGIN WITH!
THOSE CREEPY DOUBLE STANDARD, KEEP US IN THE KITCHEN BAREFOOT AND PREGNANT, IGNORAMUSES!!!! DON'T YOU DAAAAAAAAAARE TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK TO DO WITH MY FUCKING BODY, YOU STUPID SEXIST MOTHERFUCKERS! I HATE YOU ALL AND YOU FUCKS GO ON MY AXIS OF EVIL!!! *Pant Pant Pant* >-( End of profanity.
THEN, I hear basically this: "W's approval ratings are going down steadily. I wonder why?" :-O Are they KIDDING? So this is where I scream at the top of my lungs: "Because he's a stupid idiot and a complete moron!!!" The guy is sharp as a damn marble for God's sake! Even the poor pathetic souls who voted for him are slagging him. At least I didn't vote for him. Next election, I'm writing myself in. No guilt for a shitty president, but I can say I exercised my vote. I also want to see the end of the electoral college. One man one vote my ASS!! *pant pant pant*
On a brighter note, prior to this, on Cartoon Cartoon, Cow & Chicken was on! And my fav, (2nd fav after Cousin Boneless), Ben Panced was on. (Hope you didn't miss it Flem!)
So now, I am listening to appropriate "let out the anger" music. You know... so I don't shoot my TV. I REFUSE to watch the news anymore. Five minutes and I'm screaming loud enough for the neighbors to hear. Crikey... Yep Gaz, we hate Bush too. It isn't just the rest of the world. (Perfect song just came on too..."Thrill Kill" by the Damned! w00t!)
Have a lovely "W"-free day! :D
A quiz... and no, I don't look thru these to come up with dragon all the time. I AM a dragon!
DRAGON
You are the dragon. A dragon,
in western lore, is a giant lizard with wings.
It usually has the capability to breathe fire.
The dragon symbolizes immense power, physical
strength, and courage. The dragon has also been
a symbol of wisdom and of protection. Dragons
may also appear to be greedy as many a tale
depict them as keepers of vast hordes of
treasure.
Which mythical creature resides in your soul? (11 Results + Pictures)
brought to you by Quizilla
#Hype
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Sunday, November 13, 2005
~The Evil that is Self-Cleaning Ovens, Old Pepper Spray, Forbidden Use of Pronouns, Etc.~
'Aight... Odd weekend. Starting Thursday night I had to go to GB as my mother was very ill, and it was likely I would have to bring, (ie: "force"), her to go to the ER. There is nothing like trying to get an RN to the ER! By the time I got there, she could get water down. I didn't trust her so I made her drink some in front of me. *snicker* Anyway, she saw the doc the next day, felt fine, but has some odd virus. I had to take her to the ER 2 weeks ago. I hope this is over for her. It's very weakening to Vomit consistently.
MY HELL AND NEW ADDITION TO MY AXIS OF EVIL: SELF CLEANING OVENS! Self cleaning my ass! I had to spend about two hours cleaning it by hand first. Then I did the 'self-clean' thing, and it smoked out the house, so I was having asthma attacks, couldn't breathe, runny nose, and burning eyes. I opened the window and ran the fan to get some "fresh" air, but the air from outside was nothing but toxic Raid fumes from spraying for Asian Beetles, (which doesn't work... You need a shotgun), which leaves me just a tad more toxic than usual.
In addition, the day before, I found my Pepper Spray. It was about ten years old. I was reading the label and it said to "occasionally spray it to make sure it was working". So I did. It was like syrup and soaked my hand and ran down my arm. It didn't spray... just gooed out like syrup. I would have to say I am currently a walking toxic waste dump. So my mother starts yelling at me, and I said "But my brother in law has inhaled far more than me! Plus he's been electrocuted a couple times!" We kind of chuckled at that. They don't read the blog, so they won't see this. Perhaps I'll mention it to them next time I talk to them.
Despite the oven issue, my darling husband, who works the Kohler Food and Wine Experience every year, and usually ends up w/a few gourmet books, made an amazing barley and squash dish! What a doll! (How cool would that be if he became a gourmet!? No cooking for me! OK. We all know I don't cook anyhoo. I can, I'm good at it, I don't.)
Also, Mr. H. says I'm speaking too randomly, and I am now forbidden to use pronouns for the most part. It's pretty damned funny speaking THAT precisely! I seem to be losing my voice anyway, which I'm sure will make many people happy. Unfortunately for those who read my junk, I can still type about as fast as people talk. ;P
GAS PRICES: DUHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! WHY, people ask, are gas prices so high. This article explains it and it can be explained in a couple of basic econ sentences: BECAUSE EVERYONE IS PAYING THE PRICES!!!! There isn't any lack of supply whatsoever! You shmucks in your SUVs, (I know, some of you with several children and a few dogs need them), and your gas guzzling Caddys and Lincolns, aren't helping one bit! (OK, perhaps I'm jealous because I don't have a 4mpg Lambo. It's a conscious/subconscious thing.) Mr. H. has to drive over 120 miles a day for work. It is KILLING us! >-( And apparently, now that Amtrak is turning around, they want to run it into the ground, and they're dumping the gov't dude who fixed it.
W and his posse... Damn! There IS nothing more frightening. ALL of them. I believe him to be the worst president ever. I've heard that from EVERYONE, even the IDIOTS, yes I said IDIOTS who voted for Mr. "Sharp as a Marble". *vent vent sigh...* OK... breathe... breathe... Better! ;D
It figures this is a novel, (well, they all are), however, if I don't blog for a bit, and get up at 4:00am, I guess it makes me wired... no Monster either!
BTW guys, thanks for taking my quiz! So far the one who did the worst is my "cyber-son" in Britain. He's my virtual son. Odd and endearing. We usually have a blowout once a month. (Emphasis on once a month. lol!) Sweet, in a transparently manipulative way, but he seems to really mean well. Anyhoo, I have a 17 year old son and I've never seen him in person and haven't had to go through labor! w00t!
I'm going to leave you w/lyrics from one of my most recent fav songs. (NO, "effs", Biz Whiz, or any other family, who are on my ass for saying "eff" so much.) However, when you start the day listening to the Transplants, and the first word off the CD is EFF, it sticks. I don't use it in inappropriate situations as, surprisingly, I've become a bit more Emily Post and diplomatic. (I would not stand up in a company meeting and shout that someone's idea is stupid and we're wasting time, even if it is true. I would stand up and say it nicely.);P
I'm going to go around to all your blogs before I get keyboard face today. :D
These lyrics are from a song called "Aura" which is from the anime, .hack//sign. Beautiful music:
"Aura"
If, you are near, to the dark,
I will tell you 'bout the sun,
You are here, no escape,
From my visions of the world,
You will cry, all alone,
But it does not mean a thing... to me...
Knowing, the song, I will sing,
'till the darkness comes to sleep,
Come to me, I well tell,
'bout the secret of the sun,
It's in you, not in me,
But it does not mean a thing... to you...
The sun is in your eyes...
The sun is in your ears...
I hope you see the sun,
Someday in the darkness...
The sun is in your eyes...
The sun is in your ears...
But you can't see the sun,
Ever in the darkness...
It does not much matter to me...
Knowing, the song, I will sing,
'till the darkness comes to sleep,
Come to me, I well tell,
'bout the secret of the sun,
It's in you, not in me,
But it does not mean a thing... to you...
#Hype
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Sunday, November 06, 2005
GONNA BE SHORT!!! *hears cheering*
ASIAN BEETLES: A heinous pestilence. I am currently wearing "Essence du Raid". Heavily. It doesn't work. They must be shot. Ask Flem.
A common misconception. They are NOT lady bugs!
FLU SHOT: Got mine. Will now be one of the likely 2 in a million to get Gullian-Barre Syndrome, and if not die, be paralyzed and unable to speak, on a respirator for 1-2 years. (A co-worker of my mother's got it!)
WEATHER: Thunderstorms all last night. Weird weather. Yes, we run the Air and the Heat in the same day. Bet Flem and Byrds can relate!
CAT: WHY KEEP ASKING ME THE SAME QUERY WHEN YOU KNOW THE ANSWER!!!??
PHYSICS: Not so bad when it's DD (Dumbed Down).
DALLAS MCGREENLANDER: "Fancies me"! :D
MY CYBER-SON: Did worse than anyone else on the "How well do you know Hype" quiz. *sorbs* My own son!!!
WHY CAT GETS 100% EVERY TIME: I think I'm onto something here.
WORMS: EWWWW! You can slip on worms!!!!! Dogs are cute, bats are cute and eat mosquitoes, thus lowering your chances for West Nile and such, snakes are BEAUTIFUL! I love having a huge boa or anaconda wrapped around me... I still have my pic of me and Charlotte. AND THEY ARE NOT SLIMY. Worms are icky!
~THE END~
#Hype
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